Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I just want nice things and good sex
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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