I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
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I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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