i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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