Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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