but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
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