Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
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It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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