gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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