Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
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I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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