Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
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Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
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It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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