HIV tests are more positive than that guy
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
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He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
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the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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