P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
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I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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