i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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