what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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