Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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