ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
He kissed a someone with a penis
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
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I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
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We're too hungover to prance.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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