yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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