I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
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I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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