when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
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let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
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