I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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