A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
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