I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
operation harelip BJ is a go
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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