You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
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Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
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I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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