So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
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I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.