so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
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Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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