Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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