Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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