Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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