Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
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It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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