I love black thongs
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
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Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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