I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
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wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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