I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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