there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
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I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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