More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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