Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
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We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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