thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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