Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
this just has baby written all over it
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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