I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
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I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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