hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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