i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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