he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Two words: blizzard sex
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
