her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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