you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
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It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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