Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
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in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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