ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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