I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
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Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
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its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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