How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
