she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
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4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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