Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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