i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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