Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
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time to smoke my breakfast
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
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Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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