porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
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Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
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Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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