Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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