Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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