paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
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They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
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'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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